Has anyone wondered what life would be like without the glorious drink coffee? How many of the worlds problems could have been solved or avoided if everyone simply enjoyed a hot cup of Joe before heading out the door in the morning and F-ing things up. I love coffee. I drink it every morning. It helps wake me up when the sun hasn’t risen yet and it helps my bowel movements in the mornings when I don’t have much time. I like my coffee black, the blacker the better.
Some people prefer Wine, UA Students prefer cheap beer, but my poison is that wonderful black gold called coffee. Its not that I rely on it every morning or that I have to have it before I get out the door, its just that it just makes life so much more interesting. It’s like getting a head start on your day and seriously, who can say ‘no’ to that? Honestly, I feel bad for the people who feel that it’s bad for their health or the others who simply don’t like the taste. What the hell? You guys are missing out!
Nothing beats a nice relaxing morning with a cup of coffee.
Ok, that wasn’t really an Ode but more of a Rant… whatever.